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So i was on my way to work when I saw an old lady bending over an old man who was knocked out on the sidewalk. I pulled up and said "Maam, what seems to be the problem?" She looked at me with a huge smile on her face and said...........

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.."I think the alien gnomes got him..he just left home depot when.....

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...their spaceship took him out at the knees, and his shoes came flying off. somebody else picked them up and...

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...took a long hard sniff before placing them on his own crotch. "My God this is fine leather!", the man proclaimed. He was daydreaming about the 300 pound princess in Accounting at work. "She has six of the most beautiful ass cheeks I have ever seen!", he sighed to himself. Not paying any attention to the UFO or to traffic as he crossed the street he got ran over by a huge.....

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....but then thealien gnome, turns out to be roger clemen's alien gnome...well to make a long story short thealiengnomewas an incredible 400 pounds of pure muscle and suffering from a extreme emotional break down from the cough, roids, cough and felt even more angry after hitting the guy, so the alien gnome...

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...took him back to his workshop and applied...

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...MC-Hammer pants...

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.....The alien gnome looked at the pants and said, "Man these would look great with a....

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belt made of ostrich necks. Upon looking around, the alien gnome was dismayed by the lack of ostrichs in his home land of 'Charger's House'. To get a bit of distance between him and his problem, he called up his friend, the project dwelling sea lion. The inner city must have been awefully boring that day because all the sea lion had to say was:

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