I'm just glad this season is over, I got tired of seeing his dumbass win.

 

You're just saying that cause he doesn't anunciate as well as Gordon. That doesn't make him dumb.

 

Might have something to do with the caveman eyebrow and taking it from Gordon. I wonder how much they pay their wifes to hang around as a coverup.

 

There are 1200 elephants in a herd. Some have pink and green stripes, some are all pink and some are all blue. One third are pure pink. Is it true that 400 elephants are definitely blue?

 

No it is not definate.

 

a taxi cab driver picks up a nun standing on the corner as she waves him down. as they are riding through town the nun notices that the taxi cab driver is constantly staring and she asks "my son, is there something the matter?". the driver replies "well, this might sound kinda wierd but ive always fanticized about kissing a nun". the nunthen tells thedriver " in order to kiss a nun you must be catholic and single". the driver replys "no way im catholic and single!". the nun tells him to pull over and she will fullfill his fantasy. the nun gives the taxi driver a kiss that would make a hooker blush. they finish and pull off and continue riding down the road. the taxi driver pulls over again and says "sister, i have a confession to make", the nun replies "what is it my dear?". the taxi driver says "sister i havesinned bylying to you, i am not catholic or single, for i am jewish and married". the nun then replies " oh my child its ok, im not really a nun, my names david and im on the way to a costume party".

 

and yes i really did type that because i really have nothing to do at work, we are dead here at the shop and my boss is at turkey rod run in daytona.

 

Ha ha. Im bored too but I actually have alot to do at work. But F*** IT! Its almost Turkey Day!

 

lol well now i gotta go put a set of westin nerf bars on so ill be back in 30 mins. thats right i said 30 lol.

 

damn this forums dead today, im bored at work too.