I have always had major masculinity issues. When I was in swim class in high school I always felt ashamed in the shower. I never had the highest IQ either. I was in remedial classes and when I got out I could only get a lower skill uneducated landscaping job. My wife said she doesn't mind the size, but I know she does. Well, with a life full of insecurity I finally saved up and got er done. I got me a heavy duty Chevy Diesel. My PP now feels like it grew 10 inches driving it around. The beta males in compact cars like Prius look at me in shock to how manly I look now. I can run over 10 cyclist in this thing to show them how tough and manly I am. I'm not smart enough to believe in climate change as science was never my thing and I couldn't make it to an actually college to study anything.

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