Looks good with out the stripping. I would pull mine off but i dont want to see whats underneath.

 

Don't eat pune pie when beans OR fast food is involved. After a night of drinking I plowed this girl in college. The next day we got Mickey Sh*ts and after the hangover went away she had to drop one. Yeah, well we decided to play one more time before she went hoem and when I went to "eat the pie" there was some leftover butt crust nearby. Needless to say we ended it there and I could never look her in the eye after, well seeing what was hanging out near her brown eye.

No wonder I don't need therapy.....

 

Why did you have to put that picture in my head? Oh man thats nasty!!

A few weeks ago I went to Chicago to party and went home with this girl. When we woke up I went to put my pants on and felt something scratching and trying to climb my leg. So I jump up and start shaking my leg like crazy and a mouse flew out. Then wile Im freaking out I stomp on it like 5 times. I got smashed mouse all over my foot and I kind of mashed it in her carpet. We both kept barfing wile I cleaned my foot and she cleaned the floor. It was the wost way I ever woke up with a hangover. After we stopped barfing we cleaned our selfs up and went to get some food.

 

BUTT CRUST !!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! I'll never forget that phrase!! You'll never forget that taste !!! It brings new meaning to the adage " Eat shi...........!!!

 

No no I didn't eat it! I was going to town on her cute little lips (the ones not on her face, she was on top) when the crust was staring right at me about an inch from my nose.