...and grumpier than ever.

Guys, I know I'm not on here very often, but this was just too wierd to not share.

Alright, I decided to wash my truck the other day. (This should shock some of you, because I've owned it for nearly 3 years and I've washed it 4 times.)

Anyway, I decided to do an awfully thorough job on it, so out came the whole enormous wash kit, which includes 4 different upholstery cleaners, 3 different vinyl/rubber cleaners/oilers, 2 different types of car wash liquid, 2 different types of tire shine, an array of brushes, squeeges, towels, shamois...etc. I get all set, and realize that I'd rather vacuum and clean the interior first.

I spent 3 freaking hours vacuuming, and shampooing the carpets/upholstery. This isn't even including Armor-Alling the dash, center console. I tug the release lever to flatten the backseats, and what the EFFING HELL DID I FIND STUFFED WAAAAAY BACK THERE?
My $1,300 digital camera that I lost around Christmas time the year before last. It was covered in what looked to be melted red candies, and other crap that the guy I bought it from had left back there. I also found a Thomas the Tank Engine book, a debit card, a phone charger, and sundry other items.

Which leads me to my question. What is the wierdest thing you have found in your trucks? I know there's got to be some good stories out there. Let's hear 'em.

 

It wasn't in my truck, but the first time I took it to fill up at Chevron I hopped out and felt something squish under my foot... it was a used condom on the ground.............. I'll NEVER get that sound outta my head............

 

....ewwwww.

I found a used condom in the bed of my truck after I had a few friends over for a party. I used a hockey stick to spatula it up and flung it into the Puget Sound.

Oh yeah, BTW, GO SHARKS!!! (San jose)

 

Well being in the car business we have found everything from crack cocaine, ***** enlargemnt pills (damn things didn't work either) J/K, crusty panties, jewlery, a college world series ring, naked pictures (most of which I still have nightmares over), photo copied private parts (more nightmares), an ipod the other day, and probably enough food & candy to put a nice dent in todays hunger problem!

 

In the 47chevy that we are restoring we found a syringe under the back seat and some lose change. When we tore down a 56 Chevy there were dead rats inside the seats, glove box and plenty of rat poo.

 

I found $150 stashed in the first page of the manual! That made my day

 

I found overdrive after 16 years. Just kidding I bought my truck new so I know what's in it.

 

Silva, you didn't have to scunge up a perfectly good hockey stick Sharks are always a good game!!!

And on the topic started by 92chevysilvy, I found over $100 in a rental car

 

Look mate, I've got too many hockey sticks for them not to be used in wierd ways. I use them to knock snow off my DirectV sattelite in the winter. I use them to reach behind the couch when I knock something over. I pet my dogs with them...

I've got probably 6K worth of hockey equipment in my garage. About a third of that is sticks.

Oh, the 'Wings got fecking robbed of that Stanley Cup btw. My hatred of Malkin grows.

 

Between your hatred of Malkin and mine of that little b!tc4-fights with a shield on-Crosby, we got it covered