i think the pontiac one is my favorite... but no company is as helpful as ford... ford even circles the problem for you

 

Chevy112488: Ha ha, I almost forgot about that one!

 

Doesn't
Overcompensate
D*ck
Going
Extinct

F***ed
On
Raw
Deal

Helps
Eliminate
Mid-life
Insecurities

 

I heard this one somewere. You can judge it how ever you want. Just dont shoot the messenger.

For
Off
Road
Driving

?

 

now dont kill me this one aint true.
C heap
H eap
E very
V alve
R attles
O il
L eaks
E very
T ime

 

O and BTW I didnt know about the new tail gates. But that sure the hell is nice of them to do that. Its going to be really nice in the winter. lol

 

wow... ive never heard a chevy one... i guess its too long for ford guys to make up lol

 

ive got a pretty funny tbird one but i cant remember it, but heres a good ford one.

F*cker
Only
Rolls
Downhill

 

I heard this one before but I could never tell if it was good or bad.

Can't
Hear
Engine
Valves
Rapping
Over
Little
Engines
Tapping

I think its bad, but little engines tapping could be other manufacturers trucks.

 

cant forget

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily