go ahead...i'll just wait till your asleep and put a few pounds of sand in your oil!!

 

It's a Chevy bro...LIKE A ROCK! Sand can't hurt rock! Unless it's in my engine, dammit! I'll put some dead skunks in your cab...

 

yah well im borrowing smoke's pitbull with aids, and hes in my truck now so get you some!

 

I don't want nothing to do with that dog...

 

Hes not so bad, just don't **** him off. By the way, hows that arm? I am still trying to get the blood off my seats.

 

it was a crazy story about that dog, i told smoke i was gonna mess with his truck, he told me about the dog, i thought it was a joke, well yesterday i received a package, well i opened it and the dog bit me in the jugular! well i almost bled out, but due to some quick thinking i grabbed some duct tape, and im fine now. but i think i might have contracted it from the dog....and lemme tell you this is a crazy strain of it.....i lost 140 pounds in my sleep!!

 

ohh yah smoke about my arm.......wellll....he ate it, from the shoulder down...but its ok i have a prosthesis with a taser built into tand some elephant traquilizers to keep him in check.

 

LMFAO!! Man, that is a bad pooch!

 

I would not use the tazer, he will just hump your leg and try to get you to put it to his *****. As far as the tranquilizers - use at least 10, he loves those damn things. Oh yeah, if he starts foaming at the mouth and gets that crazy look in his left eye, one word......RUN!!!!

 

well bad news guys gotta go back to the GM dealer for my rearend!! seems if you give the dog less than 10 tranqs....well, he ate my axles!! crazy bastard!