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Old 02-14-2013, 04:58 AM
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The Winter Boots
( Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this )

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her
reception class pupils put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots
still didn't want to go on.

By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher,
they're on the wrong feet.'

She looked, and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was
putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.

He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and
scream, 'Why didn't you say so? ' like she wanted to.

Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting
boots off his little feet.

No sooner had they got the boots off when he said,
'They're my brother's boots. My Mum made me wear 'em.'

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your
mittens?'

He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

She will be eligible for parole in three years.
 
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:44 AM
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HaHaHa That's awesome.
 
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:38 PM
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What a Troll kid lol.
 
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Old 02-15-2013, 10:51 PM
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Can anybody ad to the Today's Funny?

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Old 02-16-2013, 05:28 AM
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That"s good Glenn.


Come on guys if you have a funny post it.
 
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by In2Trux View Post
I saw this one one time glenn, where it said "I used your pacifier as a butt plug"
 
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Old 02-17-2013, 05:26 PM
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Yeah There is a few versions of it on facebook LOL
 
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