...I know it's an old thread, but you guys are all a bunch of bastards.

I've only ever messed with someone's car in ways that are harmless and non-permanent. Porcupining someone's car is funny, especially if you're videotaping them while hiding in the bushes.

Porcupining = Stealing/buying about 500 drinking straws from a fast food place (Jack, Wendys, Mac's), then just start shoving them into every body panel gap you can reach. One straw about every 2" or so has a very nice effect. See? Not dangerous, not malicious, just funny.

I've also cling wrapped a car too. Actually, several. You need to use a lot of cling wrap though. 3-4 boxes minimum to do a good job.

Whenever I'm out driving around and I see someone I know's car parked somewhere, I'll park an inch or so from their drivers door. Nose-in is funniest when doing this, or I'll call another buddy to show up and park nose-in on the other side as well.

Videotaping the reactions to these are the best. I usually keep my digital camera in my glove box so I never miss a thing.

 

My friend has an old crap bmw and when im behind him at the red light i give him alittle tap..lol. funny to see the whiplash and hear the screech.

 

ROFL!

 

on the NBS trucks if you can get access to under the hood you can take out the fuel pump relay and they wont make it more than 10 feet lol... its also nice to do if your parked somewhere where you are worried about your truck getting stolen.

 

I played the bumper game before with my mother. She had a 91 cougar and I had my granada. She bumped me hard, she said it was because her front bumper was already falling apart and she didn't have air bags. And of course this didn't do a damn thing to the granada. So I thought I'd be funny and do it back one day. Well I did it too hard and split the rear bumper along the trim and almost pushed her into traffic. Ops! Forgot the car weighted about 2 tons, lol. She wound up trading it in anyway. That granada had the best bumpers man! Heavy and the front one came to a nice point too.