TIME OUT....For a funny story!
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!
Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
Since you started this, how about givin us one or two a day? I see too many people get on a forum, then never get on again so don't leave. Keep us up on the jokes. I might help for you to go to chevrolet forum also. Somebody's a little up tight over there and needs a laugh. I think he's a state trooper...you know they usually don't have a sense of humor.
Ooh 98White5.0... Are you the one they call... well 98white5.0 over there. Hmmm, interesting. I do have to agree Mr TexasCop may need to laugh the bug out his @$$. I started a joke thread in the offtopic area but no on has posted
I deleted the OP's crap over on the CF... but it was accompanied by a link and also posted in the S10 DIY section.
And yes, 98white5.0, I'm here too. Though not in a moderator capacity.
(Now in Moderator Capacity)
And yes, 98white5.0, I'm here too. Though not in a moderator capacity.
(Now in Moderator Capacity)
Last edited by EvansBlue; Apr 27, 2009 at 10:33 PM.
Ugh S P A M doesn't sound good to me, I threw up a couple days ago. I'm better now but still even if I had never gotten sick I would rather not eat Stuff Posing As Meat. I don't plan on leaving the forum, I can't find enough people in town to talk about trucks except for salesmen at (I won't say where in case someone likes spending money there) but I have to say "no thanks, I like my truck the way it is, I don't need a winch."
Since you started this, how about givin us one or two a day? I see too many people get on a forum, then never get on again so don't leave. Keep us up on the jokes. I might help for you to go to chevrolet forum also. Somebody's a little up tight over there and needs a laugh. I think he's a state trooper...you know they usually don't have a sense of humor.
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Last edited by EvansBlue; Apr 30, 2009 at 08:10 AM.
Since you started this, how about givin us one or two a day? I see too many people get on a forum, then never get on again so don't leave. Keep us up on the jokes. I might help for you to go to chevrolet forum also. Somebody's a little up tight over there and needs a laugh. I think he's a state trooper...you know they usually don't have a sense of humor.
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NICE TRY SPAMMER!! lmao
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Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!
Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.Thread
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