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TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Old Mar 19, 2009 | 08:36 PM
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Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
 
Old Mar 22, 2009 | 11:36 PM
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Since you started this, how about givin us one or two a day? I see too many people get on a forum, then never get on again so don't leave. Keep us up on the jokes. I might help for you to go to chevrolet forum also. Somebody's a little up tight over there and needs a laugh. I think he's a state trooper...you know they usually don't have a sense of humor.
 
Old Mar 23, 2009 | 06:15 PM
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Ooh 98White5.0... Are you the one they call... well 98white5.0 over there. Hmmm, interesting. I do have to agree Mr TexasCop may need to laugh the bug out his @$$. I started a joke thread in the offtopic area but no on has posted
 
Old Apr 7, 2009 | 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 92chevysilvy
Ooh 98White5.0... Are you the one they call... well 98white5.0 over there. Hmmm, interesting. I do have to agree Mr TexasCop may need to laugh the bug out his @$$. I started a joke thread in the offtopic area but no on has posted
Are you following me? I see you everywhere. I hide at chevyforum and you follow me. I go to gmc forum and you follow me. Wait...... Oh ok, it's good....I thought I saw you outside my window. whew....close one
 
Old Apr 8, 2009 | 07:27 PM
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I deleted the OP's crap over on the CF... but it was accompanied by a link and also posted in the S10 DIY section.

And yes, 98white5.0, I'm here too. Though not in a moderator capacity.

(Now in Moderator Capacity)
 

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Old Apr 9, 2009 | 11:23 PM
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So what's the deal with people posting once then leaving forever? Makes me think of four letters S P A M. And no, I'm not hungry.
 
Old Apr 27, 2009 | 01:15 PM
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Ugh S P A M doesn't sound good to me, I threw up a couple days ago. I'm better now but still even if I had never gotten sick I would rather not eat Stuff Posing As Meat. I don't plan on leaving the forum, I can't find enough people in town to talk about trucks except for salesmen at (I won't say where in case someone likes spending money there) but I have to say "no thanks, I like my truck the way it is, I don't need a winch."
 
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Since you started this, how about givin us one or two a day? I see too many people get on a forum, then never get on again so don't leave. Keep us up on the jokes. I might help for you to go to chevrolet forum also. Somebody's a little up tight over there and needs a laugh. I think he's a state trooper...you know they usually don't have a sense of humor.



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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by and
Since you started this, how about givin us one or two a day? I see too many people get on a forum, then never get on again so don't leave. Keep us up on the jokes. I might help for you to go to chevrolet forum also. Somebody's a little up tight over there and needs a laugh. I think he's a state trooper...you know they usually don't have a sense of humor.



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Old May 11, 2009 | 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Dantswots
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.Patient: How much will it cost?Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one:Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.The last one:A trial is in progress in the court room.Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector.Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
Good one)
 
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